You can’t go wrong with riddles that tease your brain—especially the funny kind that bring on a case of the giggles! Not only are they a great way to get those mental juices flowing, but you’ll also have a good time. We’ve put together this list of the best funny riddles (with answers) to keep everyone entertained and engaged.
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Classic Funny Riddles
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
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The future.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
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He was bald.
What goes up but never comes down?
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Your age.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
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An echo.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
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All the people on the boat are married.
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
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Your word.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
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The match.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
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There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
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A candle.
What question can you never answer yes to?
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Are you asleep yet?
I have branches but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
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A bank.
What gets wet while drying?
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A towel.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
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A sponge.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
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An egg.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
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A barber.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
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Darkness.
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
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The letter “o.”
What is the end of everything?
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The letter “g.”
I am the beginning of everything and the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. What am I?
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The letter “e.”
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
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The word “not.”
I am a word that begins with the letter “i.” If you add the letter “a” to me, I become a new word with a different meaning but that sounds exactly the same. What word am I?
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Isle (add “a” to make “aisle”).
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
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Your fingers.
The more of these you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
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Footsteps.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
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You are pointless.
What has many needles but doesn’t sew?
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A Christmas tree.
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
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A coat of paint.
What can you catch but not throw?
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A cold.
What runs all around a backyard but never moves?
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A fence.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
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A coin.
What has legs but doesn’t walk?
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A table.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
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A bed.
What has hands but can’t clap?
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A clock.
What has words but never speaks?
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A book.
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
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At the corner.
What building has the most stories?
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The library.
What kind of band never plays music?
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A rubber band.
What is cut on a table but is never eaten?
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A deck of cards.
What tastes better than it smells?
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Your tongue.
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
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Corn.
What has many rings but no fingers?
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A telephone.
What word begins with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter?
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Envelope.
What has hands and a face but can’t hold anything or smile?
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A clock.
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
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The letter “m.”
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
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A stamp.
Give me a drink and I will die. Feed me and I’ll get bigger. What am I?
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A fire.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
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A promise.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, and Jupiter but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
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The letter “r.”
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
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Your breath.
What goes in a birdbath but never gets wet?
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The bird’s shadow.
What is yours but mostly used by others?
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Your name.
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but smile at me and I’ll smile back. What am I?
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A mirror.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
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Wet.
I’m always on the dinner table, but you don’t get to eat me. What am I?
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Plates and silverware.
I have cities but no houses. Forests but no trees. Water but no fish. What am I?
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A map.
Funny Food Riddles
I’m red and small, and I have a heart of stone. What am I?
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A cherry.
What has a head but no eyes, nose, or mouth?
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Lettuce.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
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Edam is M-A-D-E backwards.
What is the richest nut?
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A cash-ew.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
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A mushroom.
First, you throw away my outside and cook the inside. Then you eat my outside and throw away the inside. What am I?
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Corn.
What kind of foods are the most fun at parties?
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Fun-gi.
Why did the citrus tree go to the hospital?
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For lemon-aid.
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
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An onion.
What kind of apples do computers prefer?
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Macintosh.
What fruit can you never cheer up?
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A blueberry.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
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An egg.
When I’m ripe, I’m green. When you eat me, I’m red. And when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
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A watermelon.
What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
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A cupcake.
I’m the father of fruits. What am I?
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A papa-ya.
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
A rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west. If it laid an egg, would the egg roll to the north or to the south?
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This is impossible: Roosters don’t lay eggs.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Because they use their honeycombs.
What has lots of eyes but can’t see?
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A potato.
Funny Number Riddles
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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Short.
What month of the year has 28 days?
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All of them!
If two’s a company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
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Nine!
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
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There are 11: three in “the” and eight in “alphabet.”
If there are seven oranges and you take three away, how many oranges do you have?
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Three, since that’s how many you took.
Ms. Smith has four daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many kids are there in total?
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Five. There are four daughters and one son. (Each daughter has the same brother.)
How many seconds are there in a year?
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Twelve—January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …
A word I know, six letters it contains. Remove one letter and 12 remain. What is it?
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Dozens.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle, hard all around. What am I?
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A bed.
What has one eye but can’t see?
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A needle.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
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He was born on February 29 (leap year).
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
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Queue.
What four-letter word can be written forward, backward, or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
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NOON.
I am a word of letters three; add two and fewer there will be. What word am I?
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Few.
What word of five letters has one left when two are removed?
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Stone.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
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Chicago.
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?
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The letter “r.”
You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?
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The letter “e.”
What word in the English language does the following: The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify someone great, while the entire word signifies a great woman. What is the word?
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Heroine.
You have a basket that’s 1 foot in diameter and 1 foot deep. How many apples can you fit in the empty basket?
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Only one because then it’s not empty anymore.
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand?
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A glove.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
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A deck of cards.
What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck.
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A cowgirl rode into town on Friday. Three days later, she left on Friday. How is that possible?
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Friday is the name of her horse.
What kind of lion never roars?
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A dandelion.
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
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A porcupine.
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
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Lost.
Without me, Thanksgiving and Christmas are incomplete, and when I’m on the table, everyone tends to overeat. What am I?
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Turkey.
What’s black, white, and blue?
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A sad zebra.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear.
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
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A kangaroo.
I grow down as I grow up. What am I?
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A goose—goose feathers are called “down.”
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